"Diplomacy is rape described as seduction"
"If you were drunk, I don't think I would notice for a while" (this was about me- I don't think many people would disagree)
Who is Brooke Ellis? "The wierdo econ major who lizzy vaguely dislikes and val loves"
"If you were drunk, I don't think I would notice for a while" (this was about me- I don't think many people would disagree)
Who is Brooke Ellis? "The wierdo econ major who lizzy vaguely dislikes and val loves"
"Dick Cheney suffered his third heart attack last week. Only four horcruxes to go."
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I think you are probably a closet drunk, and none of us can tell.
(I was laughing so hard at these)
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